Ollie: “Do you have to ask your wife everything?”
Stan: “Well, if I didn’t I wouldn’t know what she wanted me to do.”

Lottie: “Charley tells me you're from Los Angeles.  What part?”
Ollie: “All of me.”

Ollie: “Now why did you hire a veterinarian?”
Stan: “I didn't think his religion would make any difference.”

Ollie: “Here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.”